| Date: | Wednesday, August 13, 2025 |
| Time: | 2 p.m. |
| Location: | Sculthorpe Theatre at Capitol Theatre Arts Centre (20 Queen St., Port Hope) |
| Cost: | $45 ($35 under 30) |
Izad Etemadi has spent most of his life explaining himself to others: his ethnicity, his sexuality, the pronunciation of his name. But as an elder-millennial dealing with back pain and digestive issues, he doesn't have the time or energy to keep explaining things. This queer Iranian-Canadian immigrant born in Germany is going to attempt to explain his entire existence in around 60 minutes, so he never has to do it again. Created and performed by Izad Etemadi and directed by Matt White. Evening performances at 7:30 p.m. from August 13 to 16, with matinee performances at 2 p.m. on August 13, 16, and 17.
For more information and tickets, visit https://capitoltheatre.com.
